{"id":591691,"date":"2023-04-21T18:34:49","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T16:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/?p=591691"},"modified":"2023-04-21T18:34:49","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T16:34:49","slug":"brahimi-berberi-im-turk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/2023\/04\/21\/brahimi-berberi-im-turk\/","title":{"rendered":"Brahimi, berberi im turk","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/brahimi-berberi-blushi.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-591692\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/brahimi-berberi-blushi.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"812\" height=\"736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/brahimi-berberi-blushi.png 812w, https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/brahimi-berberi-blushi-300x272.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/brahimi-berberi-blushi-768x696.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 812px) 100vw, 812px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Nga Ben Blushi<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ibrahimit i \u00e7ova sms. Si gjithmon\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kur do ma rregullosh mjekr\u00ebn, Ibrahim?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Ben Bej, qofsa do ora 18, lir jam ta reguloj.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, e pyeta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">M\u00eb fal, nes\u00ebr ora 10 sben Ben Bej, un mendim kam t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ok Ibrahim, t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Shkova t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ke pasur pun\u00eb, e pyeta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Marshallah mir\u00eb, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Vijn\u00eb njer\u00ebzit rruhen?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Shyqyr plot, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00c7a ke m\u00eb shum\u00eb, biznesmen\u00eb apo politikan\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Edhe biznesmen\u00eb edhe politikan\u00eb, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kush t\u00eb jep m\u00eb shum\u00eb bakshish?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Politikan\u00eb, po gjysma-gjysma.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">M\u00eb mir\u00eb n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri apo n\u00eb Turqi?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">N\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po pse \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb k\u00ebtu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">K\u00ebtu pak njer\u00ebz, vet\u00ebm Stamboll 20 milion ka.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po pse ike nga Turqia?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">M\u00ebrzit me babai.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pse u zure me babain?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Isha 25 vje\u00e7.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tani flet me babain?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Flas flas, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ke mbajtur Ramazan?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kam mbajtur, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As uj\u00eb, as ushqim?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As cigare, as fem\u00ebr, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Njeh vajza n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Njoh, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do martohesh?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kismet, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Me turke apo me shqiptare?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Me shqiptare, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po pse me shqiptare?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tyrket jan\u00eb shum\u00eb xheloz, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ou, i thash\u00eb, pse shqiptaret nuk jan\u00eb xheloze?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nuk i njeh tyrket, Ben Bej.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Si jan\u00eb tyrket, Ibrahim?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Shoku tim martua me tyrke, mazallah t\u00eb dal\u00eb nga sht\u00ebpia, divorc, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Taksirat, thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Gjynah, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kush e fiton luft\u00ebn, e pyeta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Rysia ishallah.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po pse Rusia?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ka arm\u00eb shum\u00eb fort, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po Ukraina ka dronin Bayraktar, thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Bayraktar ka burri goca Erdogan, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po, i thash\u00eb un\u00eb, dh\u00ebndri i Erdoganit ka krijuar Bajraktarin q\u00eb p\u00ebrdor Ukraina p\u00ebr t\u00eb vrar\u00eb rus\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tamam, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po Turqia me k\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb, me Rusin\u00eb apo me Amerik\u00ebn?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tyrkia n\u00eb mes, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po Erdogani si \u00ebsht\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sultan, tha Ibrahimi, ka 20 vjet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sa ma ke shkurtuar mjekr\u00ebn Ibrahim?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Si gjithmon\u00eb 7 k\u00ebtu, 1 k\u00ebtu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">7 n\u00eb mes dhe 1 anash, thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po, tha Ibrahimi, trend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pse si \u00ebsht\u00eb trendi?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Trend k\u00ebtu m\u00eb gjat\u00eb, k\u00ebtu m\u00eb shkurt, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tani t\u00eb gjith\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb mjek\u00ebr, thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">T\u00eb gjith\u00eb trend, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Para 100 vjet\u00ebsh, shqiptar\u00ebt e pasur shkonin t\u00eb rruheshin n\u00eb Stamboll, thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">E di, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nga e di, e pyeta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nga historia, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sa berber\u00eb ka Stambolli, e pyeta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Shum\u00eb, tha Ibrahimi, 20 mij\u00eb ndoshta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sa kemi ne ushtar\u00eb, thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Shqip\u00ebria e vog\u00ebl, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Hajde t\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb fotografi, Ibrahim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dakort, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do t\u00eb nxjerr n\u00eb facebook, i thash\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Un\u00eb follow, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do b\u00ebhesh i famsh\u00ebm Ibrahim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ejvallah, tha Ibrahimi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kur t\u00eb vij prap\u00eb Ibrahim?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">P\u00ebr dy jav\u00eb, Beni Bej.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Ben Blushi Ibrahimit i \u00e7ova sms. Si gjithmon\u00eb. Kur do ma rregullosh mjekr\u00ebn, Ibrahim? P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Ben Bej, qofsa do ora 18, lir jam ta reguloj. Po n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, e pyeta. M\u00eb fal, nes\u00ebr ora 10 sben Ben Bej, un mendim kam t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn. Ok Ibrahim, t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn. Shkova t\u00eb shtun\u00ebn. Ke pasur pun\u00eb, e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"author":32,"featured_media":591692,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-te-fundit"],"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"link","format":"url"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591691\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/591692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}