{"id":574152,"date":"2023-01-18T21:49:45","date_gmt":"2023-01-18T20:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/?p=574152"},"modified":"2023-01-18T21:49:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-18T20:49:45","slug":"farmacisti-ngacmon-gruan-qe-shkon-te-marre-kokrra-aborti-e-kap-dhe-e-puth-me-zor-do-ndonje-banane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/2023\/01\/18\/farmacisti-ngacmon-gruan-qe-shkon-te-marre-kokrra-aborti-e-kap-dhe-e-puth-me-zor-do-ndonje-banane\/","title":{"rendered":"Farmacisti ngacmon gruan q\u00eb shkon t\u00eb marr\u00eb kokrra aborti, e kap dhe e puth me zor: Do ndonj\u00eb banane?","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/farmacistii.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-574153\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/farmacistii.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/farmacistii.png 1200w, https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/farmacistii-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/farmacistii-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/farmacistii-768x432.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Emisioni \u201cStop\u201d n\u00eb <span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/tvklan.al\/farmacisti-ngacmon-gruan-qe-kerkon-te-beje-abort-e-kap-dhe-e-puth-me-zor-do-ndonje-banane\/\">TV Klan<\/a><\/span> ka publikuar dit\u00ebn e sotme nj\u00eb rast se n\u00ebp\u00ebr farmaci shiten kokrra aborti n\u00ebn dor\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb ilegale.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">N\u00eb nj\u00eb prej farmacive, ku shkoi \u201ce infiltruara\u201d e emisionit, farmacisti tha se do t\u00eb pyes\u00eb n\u00eb depo e do t\u2019i kthej\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigje.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Por p\u00ebrve\u00e7 shitjes farmacisti tenton ta puth\u00eb me zor \u201ct\u00eb infiltruar\u00ebn\u201d e emisionit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Biseda:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Si kaluat? At\u00ebher\u00eb dua t\u00eb pyes p\u00ebr k\u00ebto kokrrat e abortit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00c7a kokrrash? Ke recet\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, s\u2019kam recet\u00eb. Kam b\u00ebr\u00eb vet\u00ebm ekon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ku e ke, ta shoh?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Edhe, ahh.., s\u2019e kam marr\u00eb me vete. Jam 6-t\u00eb jav\u00ebshe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Do interesohem n\u00eb depo. Po ka, do ta kryejm\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0A t\u2019ju pres k\u00ebtu? Sa kushton pak a shum\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0M\u00eb l\u00ebr nj\u00eb num\u00ebr e t\u00eb them! Duhet t\u00eb telefonoj gjith\u00eb depot, kush ta ket\u00eb, ta sjell\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ok! 069\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Duro!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ok! P\u00ebr sa koh\u00eb mund t\u00eb m\u00eb ktheni p\u00ebrgjigje?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Tashi po filloj telefonatat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ok! Edhe \u00e7mimin t\u00eb lutem!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ato m\u00eb duket, se jan\u00eb 3500 t\u00eb reja.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ok! Ok! N\u00eb rregull!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0M\u00eb duket se shiten dorazi, se nga ato nuk ka. M\u00eb duket se nj\u00eb gj\u00eb po t\u00eb pyes n\u00eb nj\u00eb depo, po t\u00eb b\u00ebj telefona mos\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Se un\u00eb pyeta diku n\u00eb Kombinat, po tha s\u2019kam, tha.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Po s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb pun\u00eb,\u00a0\u00a0nuk po t\u00eb them, q\u00eb ka mos shpres\u00eb..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E marr vesh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Un\u00eb thjesht, meq\u00eb erdhe ashtu t\u00eb b\u00ebj telefona mos t\u00eb ndihmoj. Ai, q\u00eb e ka, e gjen, sa e gjen pastaj, e di\u2026. At\u00eb q\u00eb e kam n\u00eb raft t\u00eb respektoj, ta jap dhe pa lek\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo! Mir\u00eb! Faleminderit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Un\u00eb t\u00eb shikoj, q\u00eb\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E kam\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0E ke t\u00eb domosdoshme. Kur s\u2019e kam un\u00eb, s\u2019kam, sesi t\u00eb ndihmoj.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jam edhe nj\u00eb \u00e7ik\u00eb n\u00eb stres, prandaj. Ok! Po pres telefonat\u00ebn tuaj at\u00ebher\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Duro, duro! Po! E gjet\u00ebm..!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pas pak ai tha, se medikamenti u gjet e kushton 3500 lek\u00eb t\u00eb reja. Por farmacisti nuk e l\u00eb vet\u00ebm me gjetjen e medikamentit, por e fton p\u00ebr nj\u00eb kafe qytetaren.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E gjete?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Po!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0P\u00ebr sa koh\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0P\u00ebr sa ta sjellin, po t\u00eb marr n\u00eb telefon e po t\u00eb them. I thash\u00eb kam nj\u00eb mikesh\u00ebn time. I thash, q\u00eb i duhet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Edhe \u00e7mimi?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Po aq\u00a0\u00a0m\u00eb duket.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a035\u2026. Ok! Po ulem diku n\u00eb nj\u00eb kafe, sa t\u00eb vij\u00eb ai, at\u00ebher\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Po! Ulu k\u00ebtu prapa! Pse u ngrite kaq shpejt?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0U ngrita kaq shpejt, se nuk i plot\u00ebsoj t\u00eb gjitha lek\u00ebt. T\u00eb shkoj t\u00eb marr t\u00eb gjitha lek\u00ebt? Do ma ruash?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Momentin, q\u00eb do ta sjell\u00eb ajo, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb se.. Ajo ta jep vet\u00eb, por un\u00eb do i bie telefonit, s\u2019ka gj\u00eb. P\u00ebr sa vjen ti?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Po \u2026,sa t\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb rruga\u2026, vonoj pak.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Hajt, se i them un\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb pres\u00eb. Mos u m\u00ebrzit! A do t\u00eb pish kafe prej meje?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo! Jo, se s\u2019ka gj\u00eb, jo, jo, jo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Shpirti po ta bie nj\u00eb kafe p\u00ebr respekt, se e shoh, q\u00eb je lodhur. Ta pish kafen, do e paguaj un\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Rrofsh! Faleminderit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Se ti u fute n\u00eb kafe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Vet\u00ebm..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo pra, do t\u00eb shkosh aty, se erdha un\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo, se un\u00eb isha n\u00eb kafe e mora, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Prit dy sekonda!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Gjat\u00eb pritjes s\u00eb porosis\u00eb, farmacisti bisedon me gruan \u201cp\u00ebr hallin\u201d e saj.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Hajd pi makiaton k\u00ebtu, se do rrish me cigare!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Rrofsh!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Pi cigare k\u00ebtu, po hajt!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E pi, e pi p\u00ebr bela, e pi. A mundem? Rrofsh!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0xxxx(nuk kuptohet)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Faleminderit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Me pun\u00eb, me \u00e7far\u00eb merresh?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Punoj te nj\u00eb nga k\u00ebto pikat e \u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ahhhh..!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0N\u00eb Kombinat andej.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Shpirt, pun\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb paske.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E v\u00ebshtir\u00eb..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0N\u00eb kuptimin\u2026 e them m\u00eb fal, e them n\u00eb kuptimin figurativ h\u00eb, se ka stres, ka\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Shum\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00cbsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb jet\u00eb e trazuar, jet\u00eb e\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Po m\u00eb ndodhi dhe ky problem se un\u00eb tim shoq\u2026 Iku n\u00eb Gjermani.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Mos e vrit mendjen!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00cbsht\u00eb pa letra tani, s\u2019vjen dot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Mos e vrit mendjen, se edhe un\u00eb mbar\u00ebsi do t\u00eb kesh!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Edhe s\u2019jam n\u00eb gjendje p\u00ebr ta, p\u00ebr ta mbajtur. Un\u00eb e kam nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ta kesh me jet\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E kam 14-t\u00eb vje\u00e7e edhe\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0O shpirt! Ti 14-t\u00eb vje\u00e7e je vet\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0(T\u00eb qeshura) Rrofsh!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb matan\u00eb, sa ta afroj, se ajo dera vet\u00ebm zhurm\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebn! Nganj\u00ebher\u00eb e l\u00eb hapur, nganj\u00ebher\u00eb e mbyll. Ohhh\u2026 ka nevoj\u00eb robi p\u00ebr qet\u00ebsi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Gjith\u00eb kjo zhurm\u00eb, gjith\u00eb..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Un\u00eb po t\u00eb ula k\u00ebtu, t\u00eb them doktoresh\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Qesh\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ka nevoj\u00eb edhe p\u00ebr qet\u00ebsi robi. O rrush, po ti nga t\u00eb ra n\u00eb mendje?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0K\u00ebtij?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0H\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Un\u00eb kam ardhur me t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn jam konsultuar me nj\u00eb shoqe, kam nj\u00eb shoqe k\u00ebtu edhe po e diskutoja me at\u00eb, po qaja hallin andej-k\u00ebtej, se un\u00eb kam filluar, q\u00eb dje t\u00eb pyes n\u00ebp\u00ebr\u00a0farmaci. Piva kafen me at\u00eb shoqen edhe thash\u00eb \u201cdo e marr rrug\u00ebn mbar\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb\u201d, thash\u00eb, do i pyes t\u00eb gjitha farmacit\u00eb. Un\u00eb e di, q\u00eb e kan\u00eb, sepse ma tha dhe vet\u00eb mjekja, ku kam b\u00ebr\u00eb ekon, q\u00eb i fusin kontraband\u00eb, tha. Jan\u00eb pa pull\u00eb, por q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb kesh njer\u00ebz t\u00eb njohur, q\u00eb t\u2019i japin!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0I more me radh\u00eb rast\u00ebsisht?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Rast\u00ebsisht, rast\u00ebsisht i kam marr\u00eb me radh\u00eb. Kam pyetur dhe nga lart. Madje nj\u00eb farmacist ishte ai s\u2019e di, nj\u00eb djal\u00eb I ri. I thash\u00eb k\u00ebto tabletat e abortit. Po tha \u201cja m\u00eb prit t\u00eb pyes\u201d. Pyeti nj\u00eb kolegen, i tha \u201cjo, jo tha, s\u2019kemi\u201d. S\u2019deshi me m\u2019i dh\u00ebn\u00eb, sepse p\u00ebrderisa tha, ja t\u00eb pyes\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo moj, se nganj\u00ebher\u00eb ia fusin kot, ja t\u00eb pyes. Shiko \u00e7a ndodh n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb profesion! Qe, jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb si kasolle. Ky lloj aktiviteti \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb si kasolle kam nj\u00eb shprehje\u2026 (Flet n\u00eb telefon) Po doktoresh\u00eb! Po sa ka kutia? Po do ta sjell\u00ebsh at\u00eb, se do ta marr\u00eb, se m\u00eb ka l\u00ebn\u00eb numrin e telefonit ajo mjekja. M\u00eb d\u00ebgjo mua tashi: Sa do? Sille nj\u00ebher\u00eb kokrr\u00ebn e asaj doktoresh\u00ebs, q\u00eb t\u00eb thash\u00eb. Ok!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Vet\u00ebm se un\u00eb s\u2019i kam lek\u00ebt tani, prandaj doja t\u00eb l\u00ebvizja!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Halli t\u00eb b\u00ebn\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ehhh\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Do hash ndonj\u00eb banane?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Merr karrigen e ulu aty prapa, ose po t\u00eb\u00a0vesh bluz\u00ebn, do t\u00eb mbaj.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Bluz\u00ebn, se vesh dot k\u00ebtu un\u00eb, se t\u00eb z\u00eb vendin ty. (Farmacisti e puth)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Pije kafen rehat, se jam deri aty!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Por gjat\u00eb bised\u00ebs njeriu q\u00eb duhet t\u2019i shiste kokrr\u00ebn e abortit i hidhet ta puth\u00eb, pasi si\u00e7 thot\u00eb ai, ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr qet\u00ebsi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb, Nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb djal\u00eb! Nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Po mos t\u00eb pengoj!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo mo shpirt, merre karrigen e ulu aty! \u00c7oje pesh\u00eb e ulu aty!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ok! Rrofsh!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo t\u00eb lutem, t\u00eb lutem, jo t\u00eb lutem, nj\u00eb sek.. nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb, mor burr\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Nuk dua t\u00eb flasim!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb t\u00eb flasim! Kam ardhur p\u00ebr\u2026 nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb! Po prit mo, se m\u00eb trembe k\u00ebshtu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Jooooo..!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Un\u00eb jam e rritur, s\u2019jam e vog\u00ebl.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ulu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Mir\u00eb, mir\u00eb, ja..!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Kam inat, kur t\u00eb shoh ashtu, ulu m\u00eb se\u2026. S\u2019t\u00eb thash\u00eb un\u00eb m\u00eb.., un\u00eb nuk t\u00eb b\u00ebra asgj\u00eb. Jo mo shpirt! Ulu pije kafen, mos \u00e7aj kok\u00eb! Asgj\u00eb as xxxx (nuk kuptohet)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Po tashi, un\u00eb u tremba!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo moj \u00e7a, un\u00eb t\u00eb futa p\u00ebr merak, ngaq\u00eb ishe e lodhur, shpirt. T\u00eb futa p\u00ebr merak, ngaq\u00eb ishe e lodhur, e stresuar, e ashtuja, t\u00eb thash\u00eb \u201culu pije n\u00eb qet\u00ebsi\u201d. A do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh nj\u00eb test p\u00ebr merak ta shikoj n\u00eb banjo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0E kam b\u00ebr\u00eb un\u00eb testin, e kam b\u00ebr\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Do ta b\u00ebsh tashi?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo e kam b\u00ebr\u00eb testin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Po ti s\u2019ke bark, \u00e7a..?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Kam b\u00ebr\u00eb ekon p\u00ebr at\u00eb pun\u00eb. Un\u00eb do marr ekon. Do ta sjell ekon dhe ila\u00e7et do i marr k\u00ebtu me lek\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Si t\u00eb quajn\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Mua?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Eh..!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Ela!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Ela?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Juve?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Arendi!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Arendi!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0E kam makin\u00ebn n\u00eb servis, do t\u00eb jepja super ndihm\u00eb, po m\u00eb gjete n\u00eb nj\u00eb pozicion, q\u00eb un\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj falje.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Aty, q\u00eb t\u00eb ula, t\u00eb ula vet\u00ebm t\u00eb qet\u00ebsohesh, mo shpirt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Nejse, e ke parasysh..?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong>\u00a0Un\u00eb e shoh, q\u00eb ti ke ardhur me ndrojtje komplet. Po jam shum\u00eb\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Qytetarja:<\/strong>\u00a0Jo, jo ndrojtje. Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ndrojtje, \u00ebsht\u00eb un\u00eb kam hall edhe\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Farmacisti:<\/strong> Ja m\u00eb. M\u00eb fal halli do t\u00eb zgjidhet pa asnj\u00eb lloj detyrimi ndaj meje, se njeriu duhet t\u00eb ket\u00eb edhe fytyr\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Stop\/ \u201cS\u2019dua t\u00eb flasim\u201d, farmacisti i hidhet gruas, q\u00eb k\u00ebrkon t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb abort - 18 Janar 2023\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jwywGF3BB9Q\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emisioni \u201cStop\u201d n\u00eb TV Klan ka publikuar dit\u00ebn e sotme nj\u00eb rast se n\u00ebp\u00ebr farmaci shiten kokrra aborti n\u00ebn dor\u00eb n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb ilegale. N\u00eb nj\u00eb prej farmacive, ku shkoi \u201ce infiltruara\u201d e emisionit, farmacisti tha se do t\u00eb pyes\u00eb n\u00eb depo e do t\u2019i kthej\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigje. 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