{"id":287814,"date":"2019-04-06T11:50:43","date_gmt":"2019-04-06T09:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hashtag.al\/?p=287814"},"modified":"2019-04-06T12:40:34","modified_gmt":"2019-04-06T10:40:34","slug":"cfare-mbajta-mend-nga-nje-fjalim-ne-kukes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/2019\/04\/06\/cfare-mbajta-mend-nga-nje-fjalim-ne-kukes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7far\u00eb mbajta mend nga nj\u00eb fjalim n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Artan Fuga<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zgjedhjet p\u00ebr bashkin\u00eb e Kuk\u00ebsit do t’i fitoj\u00eb ekipi i futbollit.<\/span><\/p>\n

Q\u00ebllimi i ekipit t\u00eb ri bashkiak do t\u00eb jet\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb pastaj kampionatin e futbollit.<\/span><\/p>\n

Rrethi skizoid, fitoi bashkin\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb kampionatin e futbollit, dhe fitoi kampionatin e futbollit q\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb bashkin\u00eb, pastaj fitojm\u00eb bashkin\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb fitojm\u00eb kampionatin e futbollit dhe fitojm\u00eb kampionatin e futbollit q\u00eb t\u00eb fitojm\u00eb bashkin\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hajde xhirim hajde, pirueta logjike t\u00eb pabesueshme!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ky as futboll nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb rrethi \u00e7iklistik i Franc\u00ebs!<\/span><\/p>\n

Edhe fati i kampionatit t\u00eb futbollit do t\u00eb vendoset n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs!<\/span><\/p>\n

Do t\u00eb ket\u00eb gar\u00eb elektorale, por kjo do t\u00eb jet\u00eb pa rival\u00eb dhe pa konkurrent\u00eb se n\u00eb fakt \u00e7’e do opozit\u00ebn!<\/span><\/p>\n

Kemi bashk\u00ebqeverisjen. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ne b\u00ebjm\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb duam, ju po pat\u00ebt v\u00ebrejtje na i shkruani online o Kuk\u00ebsian\u00eb ulur n\u00eb karrike plastmasti se ne i marrim parasysh t\u00eb gjitha. Kaq e meritoni ju q\u00eb Bashkia, m\u00eb falni ekipi i futbollit t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb p\u00ebr ju!<\/span><\/p>\n

Populli i Kuk\u00ebsit duhet t\u00eb ket\u00eb kujdes nga opozita se ajo do t\u00eb sjelli Suden dhe piramidat financiare. Ububuja!<\/span><\/p>\n

Edhe ikin nga Kuvendi dhe na gjuajn\u00eb me gur\u00eb se duan t\u00eb hyjn\u00eb n\u00eb Kuvend nga dol\u00ebn. U bo \u00e7il e mbyll!<\/span><\/p>\n

B\u00ebn mitingje opozita se sjell bashkin\u00eb e Kamz\u00ebs n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Po nganjeher\u00eb edhe kryetari i bashkis\u00eb t\u00eb Vlor\u00ebs ulet n\u00eb karrigen e par\u00eb n\u00eb sheshin e mitingut n\u00eb Fier!<\/span><\/p>\n

Dhe ndryshimi i kryetarit t\u00eb Bashkis\u00eb duhet se do t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohet aeroporti i Kuk\u00ebsit nj\u00eb \u00e7erek ore larg atij t\u00eb Rinasit, po firmat e nd\u00ebrtimit t\u00eb aeroportit i komandon qeveria, nd\u00ebrsa Bashkia do t\u00eb shohi si fluturojn\u00eb avion\u00ebt imagjinar\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n

Se kryetari i Bashkis\u00eb at\u00eb funksion ka, t\u00eb merret me tendera, me nd\u00ebrtime e beton!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ju Kuk\u00ebsian\u00ebt vrojtoni nat\u00eb e dit\u00eb mbi aeroportin a ka drita nat\u00ebn apo jo :<\/span><\/p>\n

Fshati paska drita shum\u00eb, <\/span><\/p>\n

thot\u00eb H\u00ebna \u00e7’duhem un\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n

Kryetarin e Bashkis\u00eb nuk e solla un\u00eb, as lirin\u00eb, at\u00eb e gjeta mes jush, n\u00eb shpatat dhe ushtat tuaja o luft\u00ebtar\u00eb t\u00eb Kruj\u00ebs m\u00eb falni t\u00eb Kuk\u00ebsit q\u00eb jeni n\u00eb rrezik nga hordhit\u00eb e Mehmedit t\u00eb Dyt\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n

K\u00ebt\u00eb do ta raportoj\u00eb vet\u00eb Marin Barleti 500 vjet m\u00eb von\u00eb. Po qe se nuk e b\u00ebn, Marin Barleti at\u00ebher\u00eb edhe ai \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb Kardi! M\u00eb falni Kadri.<\/span><\/p>\n

E soll\u00ebn vet\u00eb brohorimat tuaja n\u00eb shkall\u00ebt e stadiumit q\u00eb ne do t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtojm\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n

Jeta juaj k\u00ebtej e tutje do t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb n\u00eb avione, stadiume dhe gondola me vela n\u00eb liqen q\u00eb vozisin si pul\u00ebbardha!<\/span><\/p>\n

Dhe Kuk\u00ebsi ka pasur suksese t\u00eb m\u00ebdha k\u00ebto vitet e fundit. V\u00ebrtet ju rrah\u00ebm para disa muajsh, por pranojm\u00eb se kemi b\u00ebr\u00eb gabim. B\u00ebm\u00eb gabim p\u00ebr fajin tuaj ama, ju rrah\u00ebm sepse kishim respekt p\u00ebr ju!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ne k\u00ebtu ndryshojm\u00eb nga qeveria e m\u00ebparshme se ne ju rrahim dhe pasi ju rrahim ju themi : Na falni se ju rrah\u00ebm, kurse ata ju rrihnin dhe ju thoshin se ja u b\u00ebm\u00eb mir\u00eb q\u00eb ju rrah\u00ebm.<\/span><\/p>\n

Aeroporti duhet q\u00eb \u00e7unat e Kuk\u00ebsit me ose pa letra n\u00eb Lond\u00ebr t\u00eb vijn\u00eb p\u00ebr ndonj\u00eb dasm\u00eb me avion\u00eb n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sipas k\u00ebsaj logjike s\u00eb shpejti do t\u00eb kemi nj\u00eb aeroport n\u00eb Kavaj\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7unat e Kavaj\u00ebs q\u00eb do t\u00eb vijn\u00eb nga Italia p\u00ebr t\u00eb pi raki, si edhe nj\u00eb aeroport edhe n\u00eb Fush\u00eb – Kruj\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7unat e Fush\u00eb – Kruj\u00ebs kur t\u00eb vijn\u00eb nga La\u00e7i me avion.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dhe aeroporti do t\u00eb zhvilloj\u00eb zon\u00ebn sepse n\u00eb ndryshim nga veturat nuk do t’i vej\u00eb trar\u00eb avion\u00ebve p\u00ebr taks\u00eb rruge n\u00eb aj\u00ebr. K\u00ebshtu Kosovari i Gjakov\u00ebs do t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb Prishtin\u00eb, aty do t\u00eb marri avionin, q\u00eb andej do t\u00eb aterroj\u00eb n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs, n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs do t\u00eb pij\u00eb nj\u00eb kafe q\u00eb do t\u00eb jet\u00eb baza e zhvillimit t\u00eb Kuk\u00ebsit, dhe aty pasi t\u00eb marri nj\u00eb vetur\u00eb me qira do t\u00eb vij\u00eb me pushime n\u00eb det.<\/span><\/p>\n

K\u00ebtej e tutje edhe udh\u00ebtimet Kam\u00ebz – Tiran\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebhen me avion\u00eb. Do t’i vej\u00eb bashkia e Tiran\u00ebs me rastin e protestave t\u00eb opozit\u00ebs para Kuvendit. Q\u00eb demonstruesit t\u00eb zbarkojn\u00eb shpejt te sheshi sa her\u00eb ndryshohet dita ose ora e mbledhjeve t\u00eb Kuvendit!<\/span><\/p>\n

Kuk\u00ebsi do t\u00eb jet\u00eb nj\u00eb qytet i prosperuar mb\u00ebshtetur mbi tre sektor\u00eb baz\u00eb: Shitje kafesh me bisht shoq\u00ebruar me puro, fitore ndeshjesh futbolli, turist\u00eb gjakovar\u00eb q\u00eb do t\u00eb vijn\u00eb me avion\u00eb n\u00eb aeroportin e ri.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb kafe me bisht n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ky do t\u00eb jet\u00eb slogani i fushat\u00ebs n\u00eb 45 vjet\u00ebt e tjera t\u00eb pushtetit ton\u00eb q\u00eb mb\u00ebshtetet n\u00eb tri piramida : Futboll, firma nd\u00ebrtimi dhe kafe me bisht p\u00ebr ju!<\/span><\/p>\n

Kuk\u00ebsi do t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb kampionatin dhe n\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs do t\u00eb vijn\u00eb t\u00eb ndeshen skuadra europiane dhe numri i tifoz\u00ebve do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohen hotele t\u00eb reja. Emri i tij nga skuadra e futbollit do t\u00eb osh\u00ebtij\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb Europ\u00ebn dhe turist\u00ebt do t\u00eb vijn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjuajtur peshk n\u00eb liqenin e Fierz\u00ebs.<\/span><\/p>\n

Do t\u00eb vij\u00eb vet\u00eb mbret\u00ebresha e Anglis\u00eb p\u00ebr peshk!<\/span><\/p>\n

Por p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb duhet m\u00eb shum\u00eb guxim sepse ka shum\u00eb burra q\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb sikur nuk i hapin telefonin grave t\u00eb tyre, por n\u00eb fakt b\u00ebjn\u00eb kot sepse kur shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi jan\u00eb pula. E si mund t\u00eb fitohet kampionati me k\u00ebta burra tifoz\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n

M\u00ebrzitesh ti q\u00eb po merrem me gruan t\u00ebnde???<\/span><\/p>\n

Ik o budalla!<\/span><\/p>\n

E o pun\u00eb e madhe demokratike \u00ebsht\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n

E kuptuat o Kardinjt\u00eb e Tiran\u00ebs !<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Artan Fuga Zgjedhjet p\u00ebr bashkin\u00eb e Kuk\u00ebsit do t’i fitoj\u00eb ekipi i futbollit. Q\u00ebllimi i ekipit t\u00eb ri bashkiak do t\u00eb jet\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb pastaj kampionatin e futbollit. Rrethi skizoid, fitoi bashkin\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb kampionatin e futbollit, dhe fitoi kampionatin e futbollit q\u00eb t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb bashkin\u00eb, pastaj fitojm\u00eb bashkin\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb fitojm\u00eb kampionatin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"author":6,"featured_media":151353,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,65,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-lajme","category-te-fundit"],"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"link","format":"url"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287814\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hashtag.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}